The rest of the NBA has wet itself out of fear

THE CANDYMAN IS BACK!

There may be some li'l BC III's running around

The BC III NFL preview, continued

The Dallas Cowboys should be a little better this year because they made some changes to their roster and their diet.

The BC III NFL preview

This pretty much sums up the Oakland Raiders' prospects this season.

This topic never gets old

It involves newest Wizard Mike Miller, his dogs and his pet Java Macaque monkey. Also, Miller really has a way with words. He's a modern-day Walt Whitman.

This man must be hired as head coach of the Raiders immediately!

Prince among food groups

Prince Fielder won the ultra-boring home-run derby last night. The alleged vegetarian then celebrated by eating 26 Awesome Blossoms at the nearest Chili's.

Too soon?

Never!

BC III doesn't even know what to say about this

Zach Gallimonakis + indie rock icon Will Oldham + Kanye = MAGIC

Can't Tell Me Nothin' from Zach Galifianakis